John DeJong
John DeJong is the creative designer for NotMeUSA. He's been writing humorous advertisements for over 25 years. All the funny t-shirts, fun pill bottles, and gag spray bottles were created by him. You can see all his games by visiting www.notmeusa.com.
Articles by this Author
Why Should Hillary Clinton Voters Support John McCain?
- By John DeJong
- Published 09/1/2008
- Government
- Unrated
This year Senator Clinton received 18 million votes from her supporters. Though she ran a good campaign she somehow found herself behind in a battle against the most liberal and least qualified of all party candidates, Barack Obama. And even as she quickly closed the gap on him and was about to overtake his lead, the DNC saw fit to literally chop her legs out from under her.
Dice Sports Games That Are Fun: The Pro Basketball Dice Game
- By John DeJong
- Published 08/14/2008
- Games
- Unrated
This an introduction into a world of incredibly fun sports games played with dice. In this lesson you are going to learn the Pro Basketball dice game. Before you begin you will need eight dice, notebook paper and a pen or pencil to play Pro dice basketball.
The 2008 Elections: Will You Get Exactly What You Wish For?
- By John DeJong
- Published 08/11/2008
- Conservative
- Unrated
Back in 2006 the Democrat Party and their Mainstream Media sponsors initiated an ad campaign that rightfully exposed those Republicans who were abusing their power. The Republicans who had seized control of both Houses in 1994 by promising Conservatism had reneged on their, "Contract with America".
Rush Limbaugh's Operation Chaos: The Ninja Option?
- By John DeJong
- Published 04/24/2008
- Politics
- Unrated
For those aspiring Robinson Crusoe's among you, Op. Chaos is a brilliant creation of Rush Limbaugh. What he has done is to give all those Conservatives who have missed out on voting against John McCain a new voting life by way of switching parties and becoming "Shadow Democrats" for the remaining DNC primaries.
Now Who Was It That Said, Washington Is Broken?
- By John DeJong
- Published 03/2/2008
- Politics
- Unrated
This is perhaps the most bizarre Republican Primary Election that I've ever witnessed. As a matter of fact, the entire GOP looks like it is going over the edge. In my mind, it is an unholy alliance that my party has wrapped its arms around the most Liberal of all our Candidates to run for President of the United States. Yet as we've all witnessed in just one week, it's nothing more than...
The Enactment of the Fair Tax Plan - The First Twenty Years
- By John DeJong
- Published 03/1/2008
- Government
- Unrated
This is a fictional work of mine on what I think the United States will look like after the first twenty years that the Fair Tax Plan has become law.
What Does L.I.A.R. Stand For And How Will It Affect The 2008 Presidential Elections?
- By John DeJong
- Published 02/26/2008
- Conservative
- Unrated
In the past few years our elected Republicans have completely turned away from Conservative principles and have actually promoted Liberal doctrine.
How Do We End Illegal Immigration?
- By John DeJong
- Published 01/1/2008
- Government
- Unrated
In the past few decades, our country has been besieged by a plethora of immigrants entering the United States under false pretense and without legal merit.
An Open Invitation to the Republican Presidential Candidates
- By John DeJong
- Published 01/1/2008
- Conservative
- Unrated
Later this month the Republican presidential candidates will participate in debate in Colombia, South Carolina. This debate will allow Americans to see and hear what each candidate brings to the Presidential table.
Does The Electoral College No Longer Work And Should We Make Changes?
- By John DeJong
- Published 01/1/2008
- Government
- Unrated
-Originally written in January 2001.
This year we have had the closest presidential election in the history of the United States.